[HARD NEWS ARTICLE] Second Bicycle Victim Identified!

MacCruiskeen - Michael Gilhaney, a man nearly sixty years of age has turned halfway into a bike last night at 11:42pm, Waterford, Ireland.

"He has spent no less than thirty-five years riding his bicycle over the rocky roadsteads and up and down the hills and into the deep ditches when the road goes astray in the strain of the winter." Sergeant Pluck revealed. According to the Atomic Theory and its relationship to bicycles, those who spend most of their time on this earth riding their bicycle get their personality mixed with the personality of their bicycle.

This seems to be the case for Gilhaney. As reported by Sgt. Pluck, "[Gilhaney] is always going to a particular destination or other on his bicycle at every hour of the day or coming back from there at every other hour,"

The Third Investigator will investigate further into this case and update as soon as we can.